June 2013
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square ones are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
In Spanish, we don’t really say, “I love you,” we say, “traeme una cerveza,” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul,” and I think that’s beautiful.
Doesn’t that actually translate to “bring me a beer”?
“Why couldn’t people’s insides match their outsides? The world would be such a wonderful place if the nicer someone was, the more beautiful they became.”
—Jay Bell, Something Like Summer (via simply-quotes)
DYLAN O BRIEN MORE LIKE DO ME IM CRYIN AM I RIGHT LADIES
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.”
—Buddhist Saying (via c-oquetry)
